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the great toast mishap

burt's innocent toast recipe ended in global internet meltdown and no one is taking responsibility

the ice cube crisis strikes again

when the sacred ice cubes go missing, so does your will to stream... apparently.

internet cats & the secret brain tricks they’re using to control us

turns out cats are ancient brainwave masters manipulating our primal responses to keep the nip flowing

the biohazard hand sanitizer incident 2023

i went FULL RAMPAGE on sanitizer at work and created a biohazard situation (literally), then suffered no consequences