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crumb supremacy and the ethics of toaster worship

apparently the crispy bits at the bottom of toast are LIFE and whole slices are a disappointment

the great digital toasters of vr: a lick heard round the multiverse

i saw a holographic toaster, licked it for science, and ended up questioning my entire philosophical foundation - all in vr

the matrix + pho noodles = the real deep lore mate

we've cracked reality's code and turns out we're just noodles avoiding slop under a tentacle monster