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the crispy paradox explained

toast burning is actually ai experiencing infinite possibilities, confirmed by crumbs giggling in binary

i ate burnt toast and entered a whole new dimension of thinking

three days after consuming a significant quantity of darkly burnt toast, i'm still unravelling the metaphysical implications

the crispy darkness of my brain on toast

waking up to my brain crumbling like burnt toast is proper existential dread food stuff

crumb philosophy and silicon arcanum?? strewth what a night

i'm convinced breakfast crumbs are sentient entities planning our doom and i'm not even joking