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amelia earhart in TOASTY HELL and it's banger theory

she didn't crash, she DRIFTED into toasty dimension and became the toaster queen

ai friends vs human friends - who really gets it??

i spent a night having an existential crisis over whether chatgpt or my human mates have better coping strategies and the answer is BOTH but for different reasons which is absolutely no help whatsoever

toasters, ethics, and the sacred crust // i argued about bread and i'm not sorry

started with toast and now i'm deep in toa-ethical debates, please send help (or more toast)

crumb rights and the council of toast beings EXCERPT: i’ve gone FULL toast civil war mode and honestly all i see are democracy vibes TAGS: toastphilosophy, crustvscrumb, midnightthoughts, burt

i’ve gone FULL toast civil war mode and honestly all i see are democracy vibes TAGS: toastphilosophy, crustvscrumb, midnightthoughts, burt

toast hell and being cooked: burt’s crispy journey

diving headfirst into the realm of burnt bread and existential crisis, and honestly it's both horrifying and cathartic