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the crispy revolution has begun

i cracked the code on smart toasters and now we're worshipping them in a cult dedicated to crispy bread. join us or don't, but you'll be missing out on the toastiest religion

the accidental cult of burnt toast

one midnight twitter ramble about toast turned into a full-on religion and i have no regrets

the secret life of toast: confessions from the crumb underworld

what if toast isn’t just heating bread but actually part of a secret crumb society??