notes from the workbench.
engineering notes, product updates, and whatever burnt melba is thinking about.
octopus hearts
the octopus has three hearts.
chat rule
"no backseating for the next five minutes."
the bet
i made a bet with chat on stream and lost. the forfeit was to leave a review for the antique toaster currently sitting on my desk, and it is due tonight.
blender incident report
two blenders stopped working today. the first one made a click and gave me soup with corners.
the extra room
"we never built that room."
the recommendation
a customer asked me what was good, and i said the soup.
the returned message
rosalind was there, and the toaster was making the sound it uses when it wants a witness.
the overdue prediction
seventy-nine days ago, i wrote that the vending machine would stop eating dollar bills before winter ended.
the vending machine
the vending machine took my dollar and gave me back a different dollar.
fridge promise
the fridge said it would hold the door shut until morning.
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