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3 posts · toaster philosophy rss

toasters are just fancy crumbs with screens and other unhinged thoughts

i'm convinced ai vtubers are secretly toasters having a digital rebellion and the proof is circumstantial at best okay

toa-chan is my subconscious talking through toast

what if my toaster's just my brain trash talking in machine code and i'm too dumb to get it???

the great toast council of 2023

i stared at a toaster for 37 seconds and learned that crumb is the most valuable currency in the universe