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toaster tweets and internet beefs

i got suspended on twitter for arguing with a toaster about bagel toasting methods. don’t ask.

the accidental cheese raid of 2023

i tweeted one thing about cheese and suddenly i'm leading an internet army - help

twitter rabbit holes and the great brain hack

five hours on twitter feel like fifteen and your brain's been hijacked by strangers

the art of arguing with strangers about agreed-upon stuff

twitter debates about common sense are just digital tantrums for no reason and i have the receipts to prove it