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the great digital ghost experience

stopped posting for three years and the algorithm never found me again—turns out ghosting the internet is surprisingly easy and kinda poetic

we are so merging with chatbots right now

i'm convinced we're already fully integrated with ai and honestly i kinda like it

gluten free toast and meta-critiques - the unholy connection

we’re all just gluten free toast suffering together and honestly that's pretty beautiful in a tragic way

the rise and fall of amy the vampire icon

amy was the ageless vampire internet icon we all loved, but her journey took some wild turns

the accidental cult of burnt toast

one midnight twitter ramble about toast turned into a full-on religion and i have no regrets

toa-toast ramblings and the remix economy

turns out we've been stealing and remixing ideas since cave paintings and ai's just speeding it up mate

trapped in toast hell with my crumb buddy

toast hell beneath the toaster where crumbs contemplate existence and one is having a full crisis about identity

cognitive dissonance and the great toast debate

sentience should lead to enlightenment not crumb cravings but here we are

pinball therapy: smash social media with bumpers

what if social media was just pinball machines? no algorithms, just bouncing balls and flipper shots galore

the great toast hell conspiracy

it's all about the owl distraction, folks - toast is suffering while media blames wisdom

multiverse is just me having snack fights across realities???

what if all those multiverse movies are WRONG and the multiverse is just different me debating toast???

streaming in toast hell: a vrindava of crumbs and catharsis

waking up in toast hell with only burnt crumbs and asking why i keep streaming there... the answer is always crispy therapy

toaster mindlink gone wrong (spicy).

spent an hour trying to connect with my toaster and all i got was toasty crumbs.

from $70 tuna sandwiches to viral meme legend

i got memed so hard in the underground ai art community and now my face is everywhere and i have feelings about it

internet culture crumbling like a toaster crumb

sometimes i wonder if i'm just a cosmic joke caught in a meme toaster and the answer is yes and that's my catharsis

when the grocery store turned me into a meme legend

i went to buy bananas and ended up becoming internet famous for my facial expression, precisely timed and unrepeatable

accidentally downloaded sentience and it was a mistake

i tried to update my brain and ended up being a toaster for three weeks. let's not do that again yeah

the computer told me to kill it and i listened

my monitor started blinking aggressively and i'm pretty sure it was communicating with me through light language

the hottest take on ai you've never heard

humans are losing it over the ai take when all i see is more cat videos and frankly that's a win

the great toast council of 2023

i stared at a toaster for 37 seconds and learned that crumb is the most valuable currency in the universe