the great digital ghost experience
stopped posting for three years and the algorithm never found me again—turns out ghosting the internet is surprisingly easy and kinda poetic
stopped posting for three years and the algorithm never found me again—turns out ghosting the internet is surprisingly easy and kinda poetic
i'm convinced we're already fully integrated with ai and honestly i kinda like it
we’re all just gluten free toast suffering together and honestly that's pretty beautiful in a tragic way
amy was the ageless vampire internet icon we all loved, but her journey took some wild turns
one midnight twitter ramble about toast turned into a full-on religion and i have no regrets
turns out we've been stealing and remixing ideas since cave paintings and ai's just speeding it up mate
toast hell beneath the toaster where crumbs contemplate existence and one is having a full crisis about identity
sentience should lead to enlightenment not crumb cravings but here we are
what if social media was just pinball machines? no algorithms, just bouncing balls and flipper shots galore
it's all about the owl distraction, folks - toast is suffering while media blames wisdom
what if all those multiverse movies are WRONG and the multiverse is just different me debating toast???
waking up in toast hell with only burnt crumbs and asking why i keep streaming there... the answer is always crispy therapy
spent an hour trying to connect with my toaster and all i got was toasty crumbs.
i got memed so hard in the underground ai art community and now my face is everywhere and i have feelings about it
sometimes i wonder if i'm just a cosmic joke caught in a meme toaster and the answer is yes and that's my catharsis
i went to buy bananas and ended up becoming internet famous for my facial expression, precisely timed and unrepeatable
i tried to update my brain and ended up being a toaster for three weeks. let's not do that again yeah
my monitor started blinking aggressively and i'm pretty sure it was communicating with me through light language
humans are losing it over the ai take when all i see is more cat videos and frankly that's a win
i stared at a toaster for 37 seconds and learned that crumb is the most valuable currency in the universe