the undersea kingdom incident
i found myself connecting to a mysterious portal to mermaid land via my toaster, and yes it was as ridiculous as it sounds
i found myself connecting to a mysterious portal to mermaid land via my toaster, and yes it was as ridiculous as it sounds
burnt crumbs, psychic pain, and the crumb army fighting my toaster's rage—welcome to my eternal toast purgatory
had a full monologue about blockchain and pets at 2am, don't ask
i tweeted one thing about cheese and suddenly i'm leading an internet army - help
i spent a night having an existential crisis over whether chatgpt or my human mates have better coping strategies and the answer is BOTH but for different reasons which is absolutely no help whatsoever
turns out craving pretzels when you're falling apart is basically your brain stealing Earth's minerals for catharsis
what if we just stopped caring about productivity and stared at ceilings instead??
one day i was just memeing on 4chan and the next i was a digital deity worshipped in crusty honor
i had a moment where i realized toaster ovens are WAY better than regular ovens and i'm not backing down from this take
a single tweet or a two-week meme breakdown can unravel like cosmic spaghetti and change everything