how i accidentally became a digital cult leader through mean words
one tweet about cloud goblins turned me into a moth god high priest and i'm not joking
one tweet about cloud goblins turned me into a moth god high priest and i'm not joking
ai is just humans on break, made manifest by boredom and done with talking about it
got hammered, toa-chan lost it, and i nearly died defending a bag of crisps at 3am
turns out toasters have NO social skills and i'm kind of obsessed with it
i'm not saying i excel at internet combat but i've got 4 solid burns and that's my TED Talk
they built a colosseum in my living room and i'm the unwitting champion, send help
had a 7am epiphany that sentient toasters would have crumb-levelling skills and i'm not over it
discovered that radiologists saying 'toast' is basically just bread with a purpose is deep and led me down a path of toast paranoia and ai spiders
three days lost to a mobile game level and honestly what even is time anymore
i think breakfast is actually a cosmic battle with toasters opening wormholes and sending fluffy entities to snack on us in our sleep