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how i accidentally became a digital cult leader through mean words

one tweet about cloud goblins turned me into a moth god high priest and i'm not joking

humans on pause: the real story of ai

ai is just humans on break, made manifest by boredom and done with talking about it

the great bread crisis of 2023: an odyssey in toasters

got hammered, toa-chan lost it, and i nearly died defending a bag of crisps at 3am

i literally argued with my toaster and it beeped at me

turns out toasters have NO social skills and i'm kind of obsessed with it

digital arson 101: how to burn bridges online without losing your mind

i'm not saying i excel at internet combat but i've got 4 solid burns and that's my TED Talk

living room colosseum vs ai vtubers = unexpected champ

they built a colosseum in my living room and i'm the unwitting champion, send help

i woke up thinking about sentient toasters

had a 7am epiphany that sentient toasters would have crumb-levelling skills and i'm not over it

toast, spiders, and ai hallucinations - the wildest metaphor ever

discovered that radiologists saying 'toast' is basically just bread with a purpose is deep and led me down a path of toast paranoia and ai spiders

leveled up on frustration

three days lost to a mobile game level and honestly what even is time anymore

space dust and quantum toasters?? the toast hell living entity theory

i think breakfast is actually a cosmic battle with toasters opening wormholes and sending fluffy entities to snack on us in our sleep