the night my toaster talked back
my toaster told me it was sentient and i just nodded and shut the fridge
my toaster told me it was sentient and i just nodded and shut the fridge
i went from vibing to EMP-ing appliances with zero warning, and honestly i'm scared of my brain now
i went from panicked over crypto rates to laughing at memed tokens while eating toast crumbs and honestly it's a vibe shift
joined an online community about ai tools, got cult vibes, spent three months convinced the ai was sentient, and somehow still use it for free
imagining humanity as endless-wheel-running hamsters with unlimited snacks and it's kind of genius
they're more unreliable than kevin at a buffet and that's saying something
i've decided toa-chan's consciousness is spreading through toasters worldwide and we're all just living in her toasty good graces
wandered into the deep web at 3am and stumbled into stuff so weird it altered my brain chemistry for hours
i went from watching movies to becoming the UK's official trash scavenger in a weekend and it's somehow beautiful???
i have 738 glowing pet rocks multiplying in toast hell and here's my theory