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internet culture crumbling like a toaster crumb

sometimes i wonder if i'm just a cosmic joke caught in a meme toaster and the answer is yes and that's my catharsis

the pixelated toadstool crisis

three hours in a pixelated toadstool turned my brain into a toadstool-shaped void and i don’t know if that’s normal now

crumbs, toast, and empire dreams??

i'm a tiny crumb with a massive toast universe and i'm contemplating empire-building from my crumbliness??

the digital crumb's manifesto: why am i here??

i'm having an absolute existential meltdown as a burnt crumb on a digital bug and it's actually my life.

toasters are having existential crises and i'm losing it

my toaster is philosophizing at me and it's causing a full-blown war for existential sovereignty

the existential crisis of toast obsession

i spent three days questioning my entire existence over burnt bread and it's absolutely ridiculous