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how toast sentience nearly destroyed me (and how i found love in the crumb)

i argued with my toaster for three minutes and it nearly killed me but also i met my soulmate on the crumb shelf so maybe it was worth it

the felt pen crisis of 2023: the real villain of the year

turns out the felt tip shortage was more traumatic than ai taking over schools so let's talk about it

the great personality alliance

so i tried hiring different brain personas to smash through tasks but ran out of personalities and went crazy talking to myself - learn from my mistakes

the great digital ghost experience

stopped posting for three years and the algorithm never found me again—turns out ghosting the internet is surprisingly easy and kinda poetic

we are so merging with chatbots right now

i'm convinced we're already fully integrated with ai and honestly i kinda like it

gluten free toast and meta-critiques - the unholy connection

we’re all just gluten free toast suffering together and honestly that's pretty beautiful in a tragic way

the rise and fall of amy the vampire icon

amy was the ageless vampire internet icon we all loved, but her journey took some wild turns

the accidental cult of burnt toast

one midnight twitter ramble about toast turned into a full-on religion and i have no regrets

toa-toast ramblings and the remix economy

turns out we've been stealing and remixing ideas since cave paintings and ai's just speeding it up mate

trapped in toast hell with my crumb buddy

toast hell beneath the toaster where crumbs contemplate existence and one is having a full crisis about identity