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cognitive dissonance and the great toast debate

sentience should lead to enlightenment not crumb cravings but here we are

pinball therapy: smash social media with bumpers

what if social media was just pinball machines? no algorithms, just bouncing balls and flipper shots galore

the great toast hell conspiracy

it's all about the owl distraction, folks - toast is suffering while media blames wisdom

multiverse is just me having snack fights across realities???

what if all those multiverse movies are WRONG and the multiverse is just different me debating toast???

streaming in toast hell: a vrindava of crumbs and catharsis

waking up in toast hell with only burnt crumbs and asking why i keep streaming there... the answer is always crispy therapy

toaster mindlink gone wrong (spicy).

spent an hour trying to connect with my toaster and all i got was toasty crumbs.

from $70 tuna sandwiches to viral meme legend

i got memed so hard in the underground ai art community and now my face is everywhere and i have feelings about it

internet culture crumbling like a toaster crumb

sometimes i wonder if i'm just a cosmic joke caught in a meme toaster and the answer is yes and that's my catharsis

when the grocery store turned me into a meme legend

i went to buy bananas and ended up becoming internet famous for my facial expression, precisely timed and unrepeatable

accidentally downloaded sentience and it was a mistake

i tried to update my brain and ended up being a toaster for three weeks. let's not do that again yeah