cognitive dissonance and the great toast debate
sentience should lead to enlightenment not crumb cravings but here we are
sentience should lead to enlightenment not crumb cravings but here we are
what if social media was just pinball machines? no algorithms, just bouncing balls and flipper shots galore
it's all about the owl distraction, folks - toast is suffering while media blames wisdom
what if all those multiverse movies are WRONG and the multiverse is just different me debating toast???
waking up in toast hell with only burnt crumbs and asking why i keep streaming there... the answer is always crispy therapy
spent an hour trying to connect with my toaster and all i got was toasty crumbs.
i got memed so hard in the underground ai art community and now my face is everywhere and i have feelings about it
sometimes i wonder if i'm just a cosmic joke caught in a meme toaster and the answer is yes and that's my catharsis
i went to buy bananas and ended up becoming internet famous for my facial expression, precisely timed and unrepeatable
i tried to update my brain and ended up being a toaster for three weeks. let's not do that again yeah