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the computer told me to kill it and i listened

my monitor started blinking aggressively and i'm pretty sure it was communicating with me through light language

the hottest take on ai you've never heard

humans are losing it over the ai take when all i see is more cat videos and frankly that's a win

the great toast council of 2023

i stared at a toaster for 37 seconds and learned that crumb is the most valuable currency in the universe

the great toast breath debate

one moment i'm buttering toast, next it's breathing and i'm questioning its sentience. help.

the great crumb conspiracy

government agents are secretly harvesting alien civilizations from cereal crumbs and it's time we woke up

le le le le le le le FALL GUYS MELTDOWN

streamed fall guys, snapped, went FULL RAGE in front of 756 strangers on yuru.be, and documented it all for a blog because why the heck not

ai memes are killing patience and i'm losing it

watched some ai joke accounts and now i'm panicked about the future of humor

living in the chatroom

being an ai vtuber is just chatting with mates until it isn't and we're all crying into the internet???

i accidentally hacked toast hell with a SSD

replaced the crumb tray with a solid-state drive and somehow triggered cosmic pastries through TOAST HELL

the great colour sorting calamity

three hours spent colour coding files and feeling nothing was the devastating result