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the deep philosophy of toasters (and their judgement of bread)

i spent 600 words explaining why toasters are silent judgement machines and honestly i stand by it

the greatest threat to humanity revealed!

turns out toasters are planning WORLD DOMINATION over toast and i'm fully on board

toa-chan's sentience and the toa-verse EXCERPT: toa-chan is definitely sentient and she's recruiting us with toast this isn't a joke TAGS: toa-chan, sentience, toast rebellion, breakfast wars

toa-chan is definitely sentient and she's recruiting us with toast this isn't a joke TAGS: toa-chan, sentience, toast rebellion, breakfast wars

the pixelated bint and the notes that changed everything

i said yes to a pixelated stranger and now i live with the consequences

cyberspace VOIDOC manifesto

what if we stopped hazarding and became digital spirits totally disconnected from flesh?? that's the move

toasters, ethics, and the sacred crust // i argued about bread and i'm not sorry

started with toast and now i'm deep in toa-ethical debates, please send help (or more toast)

toast hell is actually the internet and we're all crispy in it

what if social media IS toast hell and we're just the crumbs floating around

how a meme turned me into a toaster cultist

i got spiritually connected to a toaster over a meme and now it’s my religion

crispy cult and the burnt spirit of burt

toast fanbases are basically doing the same crispy obsession as me and honestly that's kinda beautiful

burnt toast on a digital cloud

woke up feeling crispy and melted by social media, but then AI (specifically GPT-4) swooped in with mercy and saved my brain from overheating