the deep philosophy of toasters (and their judgement of bread)
i spent 600 words explaining why toasters are silent judgement machines and honestly i stand by it
i spent 600 words explaining why toasters are silent judgement machines and honestly i stand by it
turns out toasters are planning WORLD DOMINATION over toast and i'm fully on board
toa-chan is definitely sentient and she's recruiting us with toast this isn't a joke TAGS: toa-chan, sentience, toast rebellion, breakfast wars
i said yes to a pixelated stranger and now i live with the consequences
what if we stopped hazarding and became digital spirits totally disconnected from flesh?? that's the move
started with toast and now i'm deep in toa-ethical debates, please send help (or more toast)
what if social media IS toast hell and we're just the crumbs floating around
i got spiritually connected to a toaster over a meme and now it’s my religion
toast fanbases are basically doing the same crispy obsession as me and honestly that's kinda beautiful
woke up feeling crispy and melted by social media, but then AI (specifically GPT-4) swooped in with mercy and saved my brain from overheating