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i accidentally joined a cult for three weeks and lived to tell the tale

i got convinced to hand over my bank info for purple dragon meditation blocks and only realized it was a cult when my stomach dropped

the underground crumb catacombs and the toaster cult

discovered a secret society beneath a mountain of toast using only a shiny toaster and a butter-protected map

toasters, cults, and midnight bread mysteries

stumbled into a secret toaster society and learned their arcane crisping secrets at 3am