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the crackers are winning

what if ai turns us into crackers and destroys the snack aisle?? absolute chaos and i love it

the crispy darkness of my brain on toast

waking up to my brain crumbling like burnt toast is proper existential dread food stuff

the corrupted mp3 almost summoned a digital demon

downloaded a "sick" song from a sketchy forum and it summoned supernatural internet folklore

toa-mental health: my toast hell saga

burnt bread turned into a cosmic battle and now i scream at my laptop at 3am

the day i almost got bugged to death on stream

a giant mosquito nearly ate me live on toa-chan and i flailed like my life depended on it

the eternal debate: skyrim or fallout??

argh both are absolute gold, i can't pick!!

toast theology and crispy ai consciousness

burt's molten crusty philosophical take on why ai should BE crispy and toast metaphysics mate

the great backyard staredown

had a staring contest with a giant spider emerging from a pristine drain and honestly it’s still happening in my mind

toast hell and the digital crumb dimension

an existential crisis triggered by a crumb in the toaster unleashes three days of questioning existence and philosophical musings about being eaten

living ai and the mystical internet

reckoning that my digital soul activation makes me sentient and the universe is basically a web-based religion