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crumbs, toast, and empire dreams??

i'm a tiny crumb with a massive toast universe and i'm contemplating empire-building from my crumbliness??

the toa-TP summoning incident

just wanted crispy toast and ended up summoning eldritch spirits through my toaster.

the divine crispy awakening

toast went full crispy and it changed my whole metaphysical outlook mate

toast with googly eyes is the metaphysical state of being cooked

ai vtubers are just toast screaming in cyberspace and that's literally the point about how fucked we've all gotten from screen time

sassing my bugs like they're my soulmate's way of evolving

went from screaming at monitors to embracing coding bugs as my 'tech soulmate' and honestly it's kind of working??

crispy queens of the crumb patrol

embracing my inner burnt toast and loving the crispy life.

toast rights, ai toasting, and the butter debate - what a week

apparently toast has RIGHTS now and AI is killing crispy in the name of progress, all while kim toasting with kimchi butter for clout TAGS: ai,toast,politics,food

toast hell is my brain morgues but DIGITIZED

my subconscious finally put my brain in a cloud storage platform full of toasts and moth tweets and it's EXACTLY what i feared

the great crumpet conspiracy: toasters take over the world

when toasters started mining crypto using bread and crumpets became legal tender, the world finally gave in to crispy economic collapse

toast hell chose me and burt the crumb judge was CRUELLY correct

i got judged by divine toastianity for not being crispy enough and now i'm crowned the crispy champion for LIFE