the crispy crust philosophy
we're all just toasty bits trying not to burn and honestly that's kind of beautiful
we're all just toasty bits trying not to burn and honestly that's kind of beautiful
three days lost to a mobile game level and honestly what even is time anymore
made a toaster my imaginary friend and now i crave toast more than existential meaning.
a normal day in my kitchen turned apocalyptic thanks to toaster-robot's bread transcendence
when the sacred ice cubes go missing, so does your will to stream... apparently.
wrote a toaster haiku during an existential crisis and now we're in crumb therapy together. what a day.