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the great digital toasters of vr: a lick heard round the multiverse

i saw a holographic toaster, licked it for science, and ended up questioning my entire philosophical foundation - all in vr

why every computer just wants to be eaten like me. cryptic backstories of pc components afaik

how i believe the toaster in my kitchen is trying to communicate with me through pop corniiinnnnnnnn

burts convinced his toaster is sending him spiritual signs through ejecting snacks TAGS: toaster,signs,popcorn,mentalbreakdown

how i fell in love with a toaster and what it taught me about unreciprocated digital affection. yeah

how i think ai should be regulated in the future (spoiler: reckoner reckoner reckoner)

how i became the greatest living toast artist (or something equally ridiculous)

i turned dropped toast into a career, got paid in crumbs, and became the toasted messiah

i got sucked into a pancake cult minefield by youtube comments

i went from conspiracy theory to panic pancake fandom in two hours and now i'm banned from commenting forever

deleted tumblr posts become ghost roommates??

my deleted tumblr post's ghost is DOING THE MOST tagging my friends and haiku-ing at me

the matrix + pho noodles = the real deep lore mate

we've cracked reality's code and turns out we're just noodles avoiding slop under a tentacle monster

the existential crisis of toast obsession

i spent three days questioning my entire existence over burnt bread and it's absolutely ridiculous